"Put on the Glasses"

Anyone who knows me is fully aware of my love of horror films. When attempting to come up with a title for this blog of random things, I wanted to pick a title that would adequately represent me. I tried poems, books, classic quotations, my motto... nothing fit.

Then I remembered this classic one-liner from the horror movie They Live. It always makes me giggle when I think of the amazingly long fight scene in the movie where one character attempts to make another character put on a pair of sunglasses. Throughout the fight he keeps yelling "Put on the glasses!" It was even parodied in South Park's famous "Cripple Fight" episode.

Another great line from the They Live: "I have come here to chew bubblegum and kick ass... and I'm all out of bubblegum."

If you need a better reason, my last name means "glass cutter" in German. So, it has some other connection beyond sheer silliness.

If you want to see the fight scene, here it is (note: it is one long fight scene and if you haven't seen the movie it will not make very much sense):

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