Job I Don't Want and Bleak House

I like to scan the Craigslist legal job postings for fun. Yesterday I found a particularly comical one called "Horrific Lawyer Needed for Dirty Job." Unfortunately, it has already been taken down. Here is what it said:

"Looking for a lawyer to scare people and stimulate them to return money."

I do not feel like going into the vast array of possible ethical violations that this man may be proposing. However, a job post like this reminds me why people hate lawyers: they think we spend our time threatening people.

While I am on the subject of hating lawyers, I thought I should point out that if you like Dickens novels, and you hate lawyers, Bleak House is a terrific read. It condenses all of the reasons why the public hates lawyers. I had to read it in my Law and Literature class and I am amazed that Dickens was able to write such a sharp critique of the profession. I am not a Dickens fan but my Professor proclaimed that every lawyer must read Bleak House. He was 100% correct and I should probably thank him for forcing me to read it. I never really understood everyone hates lawyers until I read that book.

Comments

Nicole said…

Do they really want a horrific lawyer? Seems like a bad judgment call to me...

Ethics, shmethics.

11:30 PM

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