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Madoff Archery

I was perusing Craigslist this morning when I came across an advertisement that made me laugh:

"Take out your frustrations or frame for posterity, this one of a kind hand drawn Bernard Madoff archery target. Official FICA target face with Madoff's unforgettable likeness painted by accomplished artist."





It is going for $100. It reminds me of the dartboard I made in college with Bush's face on it. Of course this one is much better quality. I simply printed a picture off on my inkjet printer and taped it over my dartboard. This version is far superior and I would totally want one if Madoff had stolen all of my money. Of course, in that situation, I would not be able to afford $100 art.

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